Once there was a young camel, and it lived in a field – which was odd because they’re designed for desert, not greenery. So anyway, this camel called Geoffrey was a bad, naughty camel, and he liked to play and investigate.
One day, Geoffrey and his pet platypus, and his friend Sandy the otter decided to dig a hole to China, not realising that they were on the wrong part of the globe for that. Surprisingly, they ended up in South America. So the cute little trio went to play in the rainforest and in the Amazon with their new friend, Daisy the flesh-eating piranha. Daisy liked geoffrey very much. So one day, after a luxurious day swimming and playing catch with their teeth, Daisy asked him to dinner. Geoffrey left his friends behind to go on a journey down the Amazon to have a little more privacy with his date, who then proceeded to attempt to gnaw off his face, during which attempt, Jeromalina the llama jumped in in the nick of time, and saved Geoffrey by shedding her wool in the piranha’s mouth, making her choke, (or rather, it would have made Daisy choke, had her airway been in her throat. However, with gills, this was not the case). Instead, Daisy got severe constipation, wasn’t hungry and went home, leaving Geoffrey and Jeromalina alone.
Later, Geoffrey the camel and his new girlfriend, the beloved Jeromalina the llama, got married and made strange cross-breed babies, which was made possible by the fact that camels and llamas have the same number of chromosomes.
Their offspring consequently had a fair temperament, made nice wool, (not as nice as alpacha), and had an odd hump, accompanied by long legs. Their new race, known as the “cama” have spread across the face of the Americas and are nowing plotting the destruction of all mankind. And they all lived happily ever after (but we didnt.)
The End
